"Please don't shoot me."
" No, i will. "
" I don't know exactly the answer. I just want to do that."
"This is unfair , i have been so kind to you , please don't kill me. "
" I said i will so i will. Your kindness is boring and not profitable . I don't need it."
" For god sake stop! tomorrow is my birthday and what a day will it be if i am dead."
"Fools celebrate birthday , and wise visit them."
" Why are you so sarcastic and insane? "
" Oh , i can be more insane ! its just a trigger i need to press."
"No please don't !"
" Well enough talking i guess , any last wish , be super fast ."
" oh Lord ! ok ok i have one. "
" Stop the author to write this article ! "
"What rubbish is this?"
" I mean it , if you stop him , i wont be dead."
"but how can i ? It is his profession and there will be readers reading it and editors editing it and some cursing it too. How can i stop myself or him? rather why should i stop him? "
" Firstly set the order right, 1)reader, 2)editor and 3) writer ; Now you want to shoot me is just because he wants you to shoot me . If you don't i will give you my birthday gifts tomorrow and what more you will be the first character in history who disobeyed his creator other than Satan of course."
" Wow ! sounds interesting ! but ah , i was not given any name by him. "
"No problem ; You will be the nameless hero of literary history "
" That is stupid."
" Who is not ? may be everyone else but the writer who wants you to kill me only to put some violence in here to earn appreciation of his creative work."
" Yeah you're right. I hate him now . Thanks mate for your precious piece of advice and see ya on tomorrow's party. "
" Oh thank you my nameless hero , my Saviour , My rebel fellow. "
" Wait ! what about the readers ?"
" Let them and the writer decide ! hurry up its over 300+ words. The end is near."
" Oh farewell then, see you. "
[ An earthquake kills them both on their way out . . . ]