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Did you see my hand

My hand

Scene 0ne

Once upon a time, A young man in University campus named Pum called his mother over telephone.

Pum: mama - mama - hello
Mother: my son, pum, how are you?
Pum: am not fine!
Mother: what's the matter? what wrong?
Pum: mama I'm broke! totally!
Mother: I would do something about it.

Scene two

The following day. Pum mother call her driver, gave him some money and food items,

Mother: please, take them to pum
Driver: yes ma, the driver drvoe away. after some hours, the driver arrived the school campus.
Pum: you are welcome sir.
Driver: this items and money is from your mother
Pum: collected it, and complained.
Driver: the driver got home and told pum mother that items given was not enough. Acoording to pum.
Mother: the woman picked her phone
The phone rang! rang!! rang!!!
Pum: hello ma
Mother: pum did you see my hands?
Pum: no ma. I didn't see your hands.
Mother: I ask you, did you see my hands?
Pum: no ma, I did not.
Mother: I mean, did you see my driver and those items therein?
Pum: oh yes - yes - yes - I saw him and some provision.
Mother: those items and provision are my hands, okay.
Pum: yes ma! but, but, but those items are too small for me for a whole week.
Mother: I know, I will certainly send you another items within the week okay?
Pum: yes ma, mama.
Mother: Pum
Pum: like you said, that those items are your hands and which I complained that they are too small for me.
Mother: yes, go on.
Pum: whenever you want to send to me again mama.
Mother: yeeeeeeees!
Pum: be kind enough, to send me your legs.

Cause those one's are bigger - fatter, and stronger. They would be enough for me throughout a whole week. Also endeavor to keep the remain body inside fridge for me. I will come home for the funeral!
Published: 2008-08-18

About the author or the publisher
Dear Sir,
Am an inspirational writer. My writing is natural. Am not a copycat. I started writing long time ago as far back as 1991,1992.
I have written more than enough. A voluminous poetry as am writing to you now, am writing and I would write, I would continue to write until the kingdom come. Infact, I would stop writing when I discovered that the world is no more.
What did I write? I wrote POEMS-SONGS-STORY. Folks and tales and fables. Infact am an entertainer. I wrote leisurely. Writing to me is a fun. I enjoy it.
When I went through my scripts and some well known writers, compare and contrast. I discovered that tomorrow is going to be another day that am going to become a prolific writer.
In my locality, when I submitted my scripts to a publisher for the first time. The company accepted my work and asked me to call back in some month, which I did. I went back to them, the management told me that my work was too complex, and that their interest is on simple poetry. They advised me to try another publishing company.
In 1996, I moved to Lagos State, Nigeria. I continue in my search for a company of my nature. At last, I traveled to Ibadan, Oyo State Nigeria, and the largest city in Africa. There I got a publishing company who were interested in my works. Art!
The collected the ‘manuscripts’ from me at that time. They told me that I should believed that my work would get published. I did exactly. After some months, I received my work from them through postage.
I read their letter; At last, I went to them for further interrogation. The Chief-editor told me frankly that my works are too many and that they do published selected poetry and not collection of poetry. (Antomology of Poetry). And that I wrote excessively, excusively and comphessively and that my work should be posted Abroad and not local or national publishing.
After a lot of effort, I secured a place in America; VANTAGE PRESS. I wrote to them, they asked me for my manuscripts, which I sent to them in the year 2004. After some months they wrote to me, they demanded for some amount of money. The of 7.5 Thousands Dollars U.S currency. To me the money is too much I can’t not meet the requirement. I later phoned them. I heard conversation with the Editor ‘Frank Murray’ in which I asked for other way round. In which he told me there is no way-out. He said the payment was an obligation.
Since then, my work is still lying on their table. The Talent is in me already. It’s a seed, it’s been planted on me, so it grows everyday. You might be thinking that I must or might been frustrated by all those so call publisher, no-no-no not all. Instead, I grow more stronger. I will go on marching without relent any effort.
Apart from the work “Collection of Poetry”, which I sent to them, which is still lying with them? I have written another poetry in which no company on earth could publish once or twice if ever submitted.
After a lot of effort, decided to relax. According to my instructor, my creator, the Author and finisher of my faith and the owner of this work of Art. That opportunity would soon come.
Surprisingly, fortunately for me, A friend, A brother, A neighbor of my were going through website, when he came across your company and gave me introduction. Infact, I read and read and read, after going through your Am more that satisfied, with the term and condition? An am eager to submit my work on your table. To receive an opportunities from publishers and win contract.
Lastly, ‘writing is not by number of Ten man but abilities in Pen’.
A trial will convince you Sir.

Again, I would not like you to interfere with the America publisher. Unless I ask you to do so.
Am going to send you a new Brand works entirely. In which you can’t found else where. Am sending the name and number of the said company to you incase you might need some corresponding or facts to verify.
The address
TEL (212) 736 1767
FAX (212) 736 2279

Mr. Frank Murray
Editorial Department

516W 34TH ST.

Thanks in anticipation.
Am yours.

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